Charles Marshall was arrested for masturbating with a teddy bear for the fourth time last Wednesday. How anyone gets caught masturbating with a teddy bear not once or twice but four times or why he even needs a teddy bear to get off is just odd. The Cincinnati man now sits in jail waiting to go in front of a judge yet again.
Mr. Marshall has been caught in a number of locations using a teddy bear to pleasure himself including a public library bathroom and most recently down an alley. You would think the man would just take his teddy bear and go home to play but instead he keeps getting arrested for pleasuring himself in public.
All three previous arrests have led to short jail times and small fines for the teddy bear lover. There is no word yet what Charles Marshall could face this time, but being barred from ever owning another stuffed bear just might help keep his johnson in his pants while in public. Then again he may just find another child's toy to help get him off.
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